How Interesting are you?

• Salisbury
  Scott Anderson

  Overall Score: 229

  Are you a REAL Michael Jackson fan?
  1. Really? I was sorta expecting nil, here, or perhaps a negative score. Ya wudn't be greppin' for "Michael" or "Mike" wudya'll?

  Are you a real gamer?
  Wesnoth, ADOM, other various Linux games. Yeah, all the big hitters. How the hell did I get such a high score in this?!

  How athletic are you?
  Awesome. Didn't even need to exercise. Much like the kitteh in that picture.

  Are you a villain?
  Huh? I'm totally more nefarious than this. I vil show you!

  Are you a techie?
  Wow. The max score is like 254. That guy must be made of technology. Like the Bionic Man. Only... more techy.

  Are you a social media guru?
  Again, the max score is 168. Methinks some be tryin too hard.

  Do you like junk food?
  I like Maccy D's and BK. I like KFC too but there ain't one where I live.

  How nerdy are you?
  Just nerdy enough to attract cool chicks... hey, wait

  Are you a LOSTie?
  Awesome, a metric that makes sense. I'd rather pull out my eyeballs than watch this nonsense.

  How forgetful are you?
  Less forgetful than the average, forgetful enough to seem human. Exactly where's me wants to be.

  Do you love pets?
  Huh. That's funny. There's the neighbour's dog that barks it's toydog bark at all hours of the night, and next time I see it in the flesh it's going to get my foot where the sun don't shine. And yet I score reasonably here. Huh.

  Do you love to cook?
  I love to cook way more than this. Imma start tweeting all my culinary creations. Imma also gonna shoot myself for writing "culinary creations".

  Are you a music fanatic?
  There are people here scoring 342 on this. I callz shenanigans.

  How happy are you?
  I say the people scoring 188 are also scoring class A's. I'm happy where I'm at. Could be happier, which keeps me striving.

  Do you drink too much?
  Actually I do drink way too much, which makes me swoon at the idea of how I'm apparently below average on this. And that I just wrote "swoon".

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